If you are a fan of the animated sitcom “King of the Hill,” you surely remember Cotton Hill, the cantankerous and often outrageous character who never failed to bring laughter to our screens. Voiced by the talented Toby Huss, Cotton Hill’s memorable quotes have become legendary among fans of the show. In this article, we pay tribute to this iconic character by compiling some of his most hilarious and memorable quotes.
Cotton Hill, a World War II veteran and the father of Hank Hill, was known for his loud and gruff demeanor, his patriotism, and his unique perspective on life. Despite losing his shins in the war, Cotton remained fiercely independent and never hesitated to share his opinions, often with hilarious and politically incorrect results. His quotes have become catchphrases and have left an indelible mark on the show’s fanbase.
Now, let’s take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the best Cotton Hill quotes that made us laugh throughout the series:
Read these Cotton Hill Quotes:
“I killed fitty men.”
“I’m as healthy as a horse, you dumb sumbitch!”
“I’m like a chameleon, a chameleon with a gun.”
“I fought Hitler and I can sure as hell take you!”
“I may not have shins, but I’ve got spirit!”
“I hate every bone in your body, but I’ll still call you ‘sir’.”
“You’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”
“I’m like a ticking time bomb, except the ticking is my eye twitching.”
“I’ll be damned if I let some foreigner show me up on my own soil.”
“I got more medals than you got freckles, you little runt!”
“I didn’t lose my shins in the war to be insulted by a sack of potatoes like you!”
“The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that is lying about being milk.”
“I was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.”
“I may not be a licensed therapist, but I am licensed to carry a gun!”
“I’m not a hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
“I’d rather have a beer and a gun in my hand than a girl on my lap.”
“I don’t need a damn cane, I need a cane’t!”
“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
“If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough.”
“I may not have legs, but I’ve got a wheelchair with your name on it.”
These are just a few of the many memorable quotes from Cotton Hill that made us laugh and cringe at the same time. His politically incorrect and outrageous remarks injected humor into the show and cemented his place in the hearts of “King of the Hill” fans everywhere. Whether you loved him or hated him, there’s no denying that Cotton Hill was an unforgettable character.
So, the next time you reminisce about the hilarious moments from “King of the Hill,” don’t forget to raise a glass to Cotton Hill, the man who never held back and always spoke his mind, no matter how outrageous or offensive his words may have been.
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