Best barney quotes

Barney Stinson, portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris in the popular TV show “How I Met Your Mother,” is known for his legendary catchphrases and hilarious one-liners. His character is a womanizer, a bro, and a true master of the art of picking up women. Fans of the show have been quoting Barney for years, and his quotes have become iconic in pop culture. In this article, we will share some of the most memorable Barney quotes that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about the dating world.

Read these Barney quotes

“Suit up!”

“It’s gonna be legen… wait for it… dary!”

“Please. A suit is like a condom for your career.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.”

“When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“It’s not cheating if you’re not married.”

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda!”

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.”

“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland.”

“I’m so sorry, I just blacked out. What happened? Did we win?”

“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”

“Dude, I’ve been saying that since high school. I got that saying from my grandpa, who got it from his grandpa, who got it from his grandpa, who literally got it from Aristotle. So not only do I know it, it’s, like, in my blood, man.”

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.”

“When I’m old and dying, I plan to look back on my life and say, ‘Wow, that was an adventure,’ not, ‘Wow, I sure felt safe.'”

“Barney Stinson, that guy’s awesome!”

“If you’re

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