30 Rock Quotes Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan is one of the most iconic characters from the hit TV show “30 Rock.” Played by the talented actor Tracy Morgan, Tracy Jordan is a larger-than-life, eccentric and unpredictable movie star. Throughout the series, he delivers some of the funniest and most memorable lines that have become legendary among fans. From his outrageous antics to his offbeat wisdom, Tracy Jordan’s quotes are sure to make you laugh out loud.

Read these 30 Rock Quotes Tracy Jordan

“I’m not a creative type like you with your work sneakers and left-handedness.”

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

“I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers, but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. They’ll never get a chance to improve their technique or get in on the pro tour.”

“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.”

“I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.”

“I haven’t done my own laundry in years. But I’m still a great guy to have around in a laundromat. Because if a washing machine eats your quarter, I kick it until it does the right thing and gives it back.”

“My mother would always say, ‘Don’t ever get your hopes up, because then you’ll be disappointed.’ But she didn’t teach me how to not hope. And that’s what I need to learn now. How to not hope.”

“I’m gonna be more alive than I’ve ever been. I’m gonna start having ideas, and I’m gonna start having dreams. And then I’m gonna forget them, because it’s more fun that way.”

“I’m going to get the world record in sex. If someone else is having more sex than me, I’m gonna cut my own penis off.”

“I love you like a father, or a lover, or a father-lover, or a father who was also your lover.”

“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.”

“I’m a Jedi. I’m one with the Force. The Force is with me. And I’m one with the Force. And the Force is with me.”

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

“I’ve been watching a lot of Sesame Street. It’s a great show. But I think Big Bird is a Republican. He’s the only eight-foot bird I’ve ever seen who can’t fly.”

“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.”

“I don’t need to be motivated by anything other than my own heart, my own passion. When I turn on the television and see people up there talking about their passion, and really giving it all they’ve got, I respect that. But when I see somebody up there, just going through the motions, trying to make a paycheck, that’s when I lose interest.”

“I’ve been keeping a list of people who have let me down. And I’m going to make them pay.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: winners and losers. Winners always want the ball when the game is on the line, and losers want to make sure they don’t get blamed if they miss.”

“I didn’t get my first paid acting gig until I was 30 years old. I was a late bloomer. Or a bloomer, as I like to call it.”

“I’m not a superstar like you. I’m not even a regular star. I’m more like the guy they bring in to show the kids what drugs can do to you.”

“I’m a sex idiot. I once tried to make love to my own wife while I was asleep. I was asleep, not her. She was awake and very disappointed.”

These quotes are just a small taste of the hilarity that Tracy Jordan brings to “30 Rock.” His unique perspective and outrageous personality make him one of the most beloved characters on the show. Whether he’s talking about love, fame, or just everyday life, Tracy Jordan’s quotes are guaranteed to make you laugh and brighten your day. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these unforgettable lines from the one and only Tracy Jordan.